Another Monday is here. Kicking our butts again. Is it Friday yet? I think this whole 5 day work week 2 day weekend thing is totally lopsided. I think the representative for weekends was too busy out getting drunk when they were splitting days up so the weekend got screwed over. Gee thanks drunk weekend representative dude! Hope you're proud of yourself. We all suffer now because of your irresponsibility.
Congrats to all those 2010 IUS grads that are walking today! Good job! Welcome to the realization that no one cares about your degree, only that you have one!
I don't know if this fact is a repeat or not. It sounds vaguely familiar but I am kinda out of it today so I might be imagining things.
#910. "Less than 2% of the water on Earth is fresh."
The rest is less then fresh? Buy it some deodorant or feminie products! You have to admit, that sounds like the beginning of a commercial for some strange feminine product. "Less than 2% of the water on Earth is fresh, leaving more then 98% of water on Earth being less then fresh. Well, when your water is feeling less then fresh, buy it the new and improved Biostat 3!" Side note: how can something be new and improved? It has to be one or the other.
To close out, I'd like to give a big shout out to Rocky's in Jeffersonville. Here goes - YOU SUCK!! HIRE BETTER WAITRESSES!!! AND SMARTER HOSTESSES!!!! And your food doesn't even compare to Olive Garden. Ok, I'm done.
And, if anyone didn't know, someone's *raises hand and starts jumping up and down* birthday is coming up in a little over two months. So for those of you who have no idea what to purchase such an awesome birthday girl let me give you a little idea:
Amanda's birthday present
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