Nala, stop raping the carrots!

I haven't blogged in a week. Just haven't really felt that funny, or inspired, or had any good Snapple facts. I didn't work last Friday or Tuesday so no Snapple that day and last Thursday I only worked until 3.  Nothing super awesomely funny has happened today. but I do have one funny convo hub and I had the other night.

Situation set-up: Hub is in recliner, I'm on couch with bag of baby carrots and cup 'o ranch, eating the carrots.  Nala is attacking the bag of carrots because for some unknown reason, she loves bags of carrots (see earlier post with picture of her with a bag of carrots).

Hub: "Nala! Stop raping the carrots!"
Me: "How do you know it's rape? They could be consenting carrots. You just don't speak carrot so you don't know."
Hub: "Carrots aren't mature enough to consent. So it's obviously rape."
Me: "How do you know how carrots age? They could be of consenting age."
Hub: "AMANDA! They are BABY carrots."
Me: "Touche Hub, touche. Nala! Stop raping the carrots!"

During the whole conversation, and even after, Nala continued to rape the carrots. Even going as far as sticking her head in the bag and rolling all around. It was rather cute. She was acting like she was on cat nip, just without the nip. 

Oh yea, and today's fact is:
#702: "On average, a laptop uses half as much energy as a desktop computer."
Snapple, why do you assume your consumers care about energy and it's conservation? I would much rather have a fact about velcoraptors or jungles or tooth fungus or Ebola, almost anything but energy.