Two days in a row?! I'm on a record!

WICKED IS TONIGHT?!?!?!?!

I'm only a little excited. 

But seriously, if I have to deal with one more nincompoop (not quite sure how to spell it, but I think you get it - note: just spell checked it and that is what spell check gave me. who knew nincompoop was in spell checks dictionary) today, I might commit murder.  But don't worry, I know a few good lawyers. 

On to better news, I totally got a Vera Wang dress yesterday from Kohl's for $2.91.  That's right folks, for less then $3!!! I was soo excited.  It's really cute and perfect.  I'm wearing it to Wicked tonight.  Go bargain shopping!!

Ok, Snapple fact time
# 883.  "Butterflies taste with their hind feet."
That's just creepy butterflies.  Everytime I see a butterfly sitting on a flower now, I'm going to think about that.  No wonder butterflies have to look so pretty, so they don't creep people out with how they smell.  So when someone hears their creepy little secret they aren't like "Oh, bless their souls", instead they are like "well, at least they are really pretty. They do have that going for them."  It's the same reason unicorns poop rainbows.  Because people think unicorns look really silly with that horn sticking out of their forehead, but the pooping rainbows thing really helps their public appeal.  I have discovered a really good flavor though.  I think I might have mentioned it before.  It's called "Snapple Apple".  It's like biting into a juicy, just ripe enough apple.  Even smells like it - the smell has a hint of apple peel to it and everything!  Yea for good Snapple. 

What Amanda learned today:
* Don't let a lawyer on your computer.  They will probably break something.  I witnessed a lawyer break the court's computer today.  It was rather funny actually.
* I really hate idiots.  Me and stupidity don't mix well.