Another Monday. Is it 5 yet?

It's Monday again. :( I did have a long weekend though, so I guess I can't complain too much. And I got rid of the nasty Cranberry Raspberry Snapple's from my trunk. I am very picky about things matching, and therefore, those nasty things were always taunting me that they had more bottles left then the other three flavors and that made my trunk uneven. But, my mom liked them so I pawned those off on her. And a side note - if anyone finds Mango Madness flavored Snapple, please inform me immediately so I may buy the store's entire stock. Thanks.

Fact of the day:
#844 "One lump of sugar is equivalent to three feet of sugar cane."
This fact does not really trigger any weird/obscene/obscure/funny thoughts for me. Maybe because I'm tired and my brain hurts from arguing with a 'client'. But, over the weekend (actually Thursday) I consumed two snapples and someone in my presence consumed one. Equalling extra facts. And one was pretty awesome. Although it is at the bottom of my purse with the Kraken so I'm just going to have to go from memory.
It was along the lines of that an average cat can jump 4-5 times the height of their tail. If you don't know, I am the proud mommy of three sweet little angel kitties. And have always had cats growing up. If I hadn't found my hubby and worked my magic on him, I mean bought him from slavery, I mean married him, I would have ended up the crazy cat lady. And would have loved every minute of it.
From this factiod I can rate my kitties and the kitty jumping scale. Bubbie (a.k.a. Jessie Paw (I was five when I named him and I thought I was clever because my dad's middle name was Paul, so lay off me)(a.k.a. Zombie Cat as his Uncle Chris so lovingly calls him) is very old, and has trouble jumping. So he is now waaayyy below average. But in his prime, that sounds about right. So he was average.
Nala Bell, my sweet little scaridy cat, is not a great jumper at all. She has to prep and does this little bounce thing with her front paws which is uber adorable but doesn't get her much height. And she has a super long tail (I like to call her 'little paw, long tail' sometimes), so she is way below average. But as I told her this morning, that's ok. Someone has to be below the average or we wouldn't have a nice pretty Bell Curve. (My nerd is showing again)
And then we have little Miss Alice Mary Cat. And yes, she is named after Twilight. She is super duper adorable too!!! And super hyper just like her namesake. And she is totally a good jumper. Probably a little above average if she wanted to. She also loves to climb and explore and look for trouble in every possible place she can find. And she likes popcorn. I know, weird right? She actually shared some popcorn with me last night. Then passed out on my lap and almost fell off, so I had to hold her like a baby until my arm was numb. They aren't spoiled at all.
Did I mention they have their own room? And in that room there are three separate baskets, one for each. And their own cabinet and drawer in the kitchen.

But seriously, if we had to grade my kitties on jumping they would get the following:
Bubbie = F (presently, C in his earlier years)
Nala = D
Alice = B

But that's the best they can do, so I still love them.

I think I've rambled enough today.
FYI: You want something done by a lawyer, don't call/stop by three hundred times a day. It just angers the secretary and lawyer and makes them not want to work hard on your case. Especially when you owe lots of money. Just saying...