My Wife is Lazy

Because my wife is being lazy today, she has given me, Brandon, approval to write her blog. It may not be as interesting because I don't have ADHD, but it should be much easier to follow. I personally don't drink snapple on a regular basis, and probably won't start, but the facts are somewhat interesting. Although, I would like to know who checks these so-called facts. Anyway, on with the fun:

Snapple Fact 673 - The average sea turtle can't reproduce until it's 25 years old.

I actually took the risk of googling sea turtle reproduction. According to Seaworld.org, Estimates of sexual maturity in sea turtles vary not only among species, but also among different populations of the same species. Maturity may range from as early as three years in hawksbills to 12-30 years in loggerheads to 20-50 years in green sea turtles. I think I would trust this more than a Snapple lid. The real question is, "What does Snapple mean by 'average sea turtle?'" If you put your head in an oven and your feet in a freezer, then you body temperature is average, but that doesn't mean that I would want to do either of those things.

At any rate, this is probably the last time you will hear from me. Once Amanda realizes how boring I made her blog, she will probably never let me write it again. It was fun sharing with you while it lasted. Have a great Monday!



Note from the actual blog writer: Sorry. I'm not lazy. Just sick. And Brandon had the computer and wasn't sharing so I told him to just write the blog today. And he jumped on the idea. Hopefully it will never happen again. Sorry he is soo boring. And I don't have ADHD. And I happen to think my blog is easy to follow. So I'll give you picutres of some cute little kitties to make up for the boring blog.