Birds are nesting, trees are blooming, girls are whore-ing it up. It must be spring.

I am loving this weather. Cold weather and I don't get along. At all. I didn't post yesterday. What a loser. I was playing tax accountant all afternoon and didn't get a chance.

#731 (anyone else notice how many large numbers I keep getting?)
"There are over 2,000 different species of cactuses."

Interesting fact, Snapple. Here's my problem with that statement. Everyone knows that it is cacti, not cactuses. Even spellcheck had a problem with cactuses (and not with cacti, take that spellcheck!). And if you don't know that, go watch the Donkey Show 2 (I think-it might be the 1st movie, I don't remember) and you will learn that it's cacti, but you don't care because they hurt. For those that don't know, the Donkey Show is what I always referred to Jacka$$ as because I prefer to avoid cussing. And because it's always fun to have weird names for stuff so other people that don't know you but overhear (see eavesdrop) on your conversation get confused. That's what they get for being nosey. Says the nosey, people-watcher.

I was perusing the Snapple website the other day (hoping that I could order straight from the source, but no such luck) and discovered that they are having a contest for entries of the best Snapple Factoid, and the winner gets their fact on Snapple and like a year's supply of Snapple (they have no idea how much Snapple that is for me.). So, everyone go make entries, and then if you win, you can help supply me with Snapple.