Capitalizing Letters For No Reason

I like capitalizing letters for no reason. It makes people wonder. Example:
Me via text msg: Hub (my new nick-name for Brandon on here, because Brandon is long to type out, and to provide him a little anonymity [side note: I totally spelled anonymity all by myself without spellcheck!]) can you bring home Basket?
Now Hub has to wonder if I have a new friend named Basket he needs to bring over, some strange brand name of something, or I'm just weird and capitalize letters for no reason.
Why Hub you ask? Well, husband is just as long as Brandon so that doesn't help, he doesn't like when I call him Brand so can't go with that one, Hubbie is almost as long as Brandon also, and Hub just seems to fit. Maybe I'll start calling him that in person too and see if he takes to it.
But, today is Friday!! Not by the calander, but by this-is-the-last-day-of-the-work-week standards, it's Friday. Which is uber-exciting! I can sleep in tomorrow and Saturday! Woo hoo!!!!! I my new bed!! But let's get to the Snapple fact and then I will tell you about my bed.

Fact #710. "A tankless water heater uses half the energy of a standard model."
Interesting to know Snapple. I don't even know what the difference is between the two. As long as my water is hot, I could really care less. But, this fact is pretty boring. It sounds more like an advertisement for appliances. Or like that commercial with the guy and, nevermind. It takes a lot of work to describe it on here, and you probably won't even remember it. I was hoping for a fun, inspiring fact today. But that's ok. I'll forgive you Snapple. I would have rather found out which color crayon is eaten most by Kindergartens or something. I guarantee it's not black. Because black always runs out first and they fight over it.

So, got the new bed yesterday. Went to bed last night. Super comfortable. Except for my back decided to start hurting again. It was like, "no, you don't want to sleep well in your new bed. That's silly. Instead, roll around all night in pain trying to find a comfortable position, which is impossible. Haha!" So that was my night. And so I hit the snooze like six times this morning. Fin.