Horse or Ho?

I was listening to the radio this morning and heard the greatest game ever. "Horse or Ho?". The DJs had someone on the line and they would read them a name and that person had to guess if it was a hores's name or a ho's name. I totally rocked the game. Of course I was just in my car playing along, but still, I beat the caller. I do live in the Louisville area and it's less then two weeks till Derby, which is what caused this game, but I'm thinking we could take this game to primetime and make some real money. Who wouldn't tune in for 30 minutes of horse or ho? We could also expand to other horizons like 'holiday candy or stripper' (in which candy cane would be exceptable for both), etc. It could air right after "Ha ha now you're poor". Which is another awesome game show. If you haven't heard the concept of this game show, go watch Daniel Tosh's first Comedy Central special. Now.

#908 "In Athens, Greece, a driver's license can be taken away by law if the driver is deemed either "unbathed" or "poorly dressed.""

Those Greeks are serious about cleanliness. They aren't screwing around. We couldn't have rules like that here. All Kentucky drivers would lose their licenses. Which actually might be a good thing.
Side note: I'm either losing my mind and hearing weird car horn/alarm sounds or something is going down outside. Either way, the noise is driving me crazy.