two of 2: math and it's crazy love.

2 blogs in one day. What was I thinking.

Fact #812 "111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321"
Who doesn't love a little math fact? I love me some math. I am totally a math nerd. I have a math minor from college, for no reason other then the fact that I loved math and wanted to take some math classes. Who passed Calculus 3 with an A? This girl. With more total points then hub? This girl. (Take that hub!!) I just almost made a reference to a very horrible racial stereotype but was able to control myself. Cookie for me. I wish real life worked like multiply. Now your saying, it does, that's why we have multiplication. What I mean is that I wish I could take two cookies and multiple them by each other and get four instead of just two. Ok. That statement didnt make any sense. Let me better explain. I wish if I had two piles of three cookies in each pile (say Samoes), I could multiply those two piles together and get nine. But I can't. I can only add them together and get six. Which is not nearly as meaning as nine. And, that would knock those little monopolizing girl scouts off their pedestals. I thought monopolies were illegal?! They sell those dang things one time a year for like two days. And the girl scouts are harder to find then fairies if you don't have kids of your own. I just want to go to the elementary school playground and start waiving my money around begging for a girl scout but I would probably be arrested for being a creepy child stalker. At least I don't own a van. But seriously, those little brats are like the mafia with their cookies. And they jack the price every year, and cut down on the number of cookies in a box every year too. They are drug dealers. The shortest, cutest, best dressed, most well organized drug dealers I've ever met. How many drug dealers have I met? Remember (or just learn), that I work at a law office and before that worked at a court, so I've met more then the average person. I could hook you up if I really wanted. Except for with girl scout cookies. Because the two-day window is over. I think next year I am going to buy about a million dollars worth and freeze them. Side note: Edy's has girl scout cookie flavored ice cream (with pieces of the real cookies and everything)! I have a quart of Samoes ice cream in my freezer. And its delicious. And about three months later, when everyone just finished their last thin mint that they had been saving for two months and 30 days (because everyone knows the second you get the box you rip it open and devour almost all of those heavenly things until you realize that is all you have to last the next year and you feel guilty for leaving only one, besides the crumbs of the others that flew out of your mouth) is gone and they are jonesing for their cookie fix, I will pull my frozen cookies out, hit ebay, and make five million dollars. A day. I will jack those prices up higher then the girl scout cookies. I'll sell them in baggies. Like a drug dealer. Just cleaner, and less unhealthy (double negative=positive). I will run my own monopoly on girl scout cookies. And teach those little brat girl scouts a lesson or two. They will rue the day they withhold their cookies from me.