I wish I had butt hair.

Nice title, eh? You'll understand later, eh. I've decided to go Canadian for the day, eh. Haha, eh. Just kidding. I'm lazy and that's a lot of extra letter typing.

#701. "It takes more water to fill a bathtub than it does to enjoy an average-length shower."

Ok Snapple. What is the length of an average shower? Because Hub's average shower is like 7 minutes whereas mine is about 17 minutes. At least. That's because I have ridiculously long hair. As my sister-in-law so eloquently put it on Sunday.
sis-in-law: "Amanda, I love your hair. It's almost to your butt."
me: "I know. It needs cut."
sis-in-law: "I wish I had butt hair."
dustin (cousin): "You can have mine." <-- we were all thinking this response, but he was just the fastest to get it out. That's what she said.
sis-in-law (as everyone else is cracking up): "I didn't mean like that..."

I just came to the realization that Justin Timberlake can make any two words rhyme. In his new song he rhymes errors and areas. Go ahead, say them aloud. They do not rhyme. But when JT (my nickname for Justin-because we are so close we have nicknames for each other) uses them, he forces them to rhyme. With his sheer handsome-self-hot-body-crazy-good-dancer skills. He is like a word rhyming ninja. He could probably make a word rhyme with orange or purple or silver. What's with all the unrhymable words in English being colors? Spellcheck just informed me that unrhymable is misspelled but it has no suggestions. Maybe it's supposed to be imrhymable or inrhymable? Nope. It didn't like those either. Screw you spellcheck, I'm leaving them. Stupid spellcheck.

Side note: anyone else notice how much I personify inanimate objects? I bet that isn't healthy. I mean, how can spellcheck (the inanimate object) be stupid. That implies that spellcheck lacks intelligence, but inanimate objects can't be intelligent in the first place.

Double side note: I have no idea if personify is the real word I want, but it's what spellcheck suggested, so I'm going with it.

Triple side note: I explain stuff like I'm speaking to 2nd graders (see the explanation of what the inanimate object was-haha. I did it again). The reason is either that I'm used to that from my guard girls and work or if subconsciously that's my target audience. I hope that's not my target audience. I don't think 7 year olds understand that's what she said jokes.