Good thing I haven't quit my day job.

I suck as a blogger. Three days without blogging?! Good thing I haven't quit my day job to earn money as a blogger. I'd be eating off the street by now. I could explain how I've actually had stuff to do at work, or got to leave early, and had to write guard work, and plan a vow renewal for my in-laws, etc. But it probably just sounds like bluh blah blah to your ears, so I won't waste my time.

#771. "Some dinosaurs were as small as chickens."
Duh Snapple. We've all seen "Jurassic Park: The Lost World". Those little chicken dinosaurs will eat the crap out of you. They are the ultimate gang. I bet the chicken dino gang could take out any gang we measly humans could conjure up. They'd be all "What, you have guns? Bring it. We have teeth, and millions of us, and we're super fast. Bring it!" Look at that. I just solved our country's gang problems. Actually the world's gang problems. Just pull some Crichton-esque magic and bring those chicken dino's back. We can call the chicken dino's gang the "CDG" (for chicken dino gang). Maybe we shouldn't call them that. It's a little close to the KGB. Naw, it'll be ok. The history classes in this country don't teach crap and the school systems pretty much stink so no one will get the connection. And if they do, we'll gas them. Haha. Get it. Too soon? Too soon.