Sleep, who needs that?!

Hi. My brain decided it wanted to wake up at 4:22 a.m. today and keep me up for the next hour running through absolutely everything I need to do like two days ago. Including stuff I've forgotten to do, basically for my entire life. My brain made me feel like a real slacker. And then I was all tired when my alarm went off this morning. Dumb brain.

Side note: Being the planner of your family can lead to little to no sleep when you get to plan the big events for your loved ones. Don't say I haven't warned you.
Another side note: Windows Media Live Movie Maker is about to get drop kicked down the road. Why won't it just play full-screen?!!?!

#848. "Wild camels once ramed Arizon's deserts."
What's the difference between a wild camel and a unwild camel? Do wild camels flash the camera during spring break? Or is this a reference to some new form of cigarettes that grew legs and can now be hunted in Arizona? Did you know it's not really water, but fat, in a camel's hump? Now you do. Two facts in one day. That's your Tuesday special. And how do they prove that wild camels used to roam Arizona? Just because they found bones belonging to camels in Arizona (which I'm presuming is how they came up with this fact) doesn't mean they roamed free. The ancient Arizonians might have had a zoo in that area and that's where the camel's were kept. Maybe they have found cave paintings of the wild camels. That would be awesome - a cave painting of a wild camel flashing the painter. Crazy, drunk, spring break camels. Their parents will be so proud. And that's why you don't let teenage camels go to Florida unsupervised.